As you know, the Apple iPhone came onto the market a few years ago with so much promise. It was going to change the way that we work, play and yes, fart. It has lived up to at least one of these promises with the introduction of not one, but two, flatulence applications. The original application, Pull My Finger, became an instant hit, eventually reaching the number one spot (and yes, you read that correctly too).
However, before long, Pull My Finger had competition in the form of iFart. Yet, according to the maker of Pull My Finger, there was something rotten in Denmark (I just couldn't help myself, okay?). Specifically, it claims that the maker of iFart used unfair business practices to cannibalize Pull My Finger sales. Specifically, it claims that the iFart makers spammed its Twitter followers, wrote fake reviews and generally created an ill-wind about the product (sorry, that one just slipped) all while using its trademarked phrase -- "pull my finger."
As a result of this litigation, our courts will be forced to step in to decide once and for all who owns the phrase "pull my finger" -- the makers of the Pull My Finger app, the iFart app, or my grandfather. It's certainly going to be a proud day in this nation's history when this landmark case comes before the Supreme Court. However, that day may never come (we can only pray).
As usual, technology may move faster than the wheels of justice and make this issue moot. Already, the makers of Pull My Finger have "upped the ante" by creating a new application that takes PDA flatulence to the next level -- Fart Lighter -- Pull My Finger, Pro Edition (and yes, you read that correctly too). Not to be outdone, I hear that this spring the makers of iFart will be releasing Silent But Deadly -- the Nosebleed Edition.
Therefore, if we have any luck at all, every iPhone user will have either blown himself up lighting farts and given himself an aneurism smelly particularly stinky ones. In either case, I think the big winner here will be those of us still using the olfactory-neutral Blackberry.